Shit My Dad Says

May200x200_zpsf8349f10Blog everyday in May – Day 26: Something you read online. Leave a link and discuss, if you’d like.

I don’t spend a lot of time researching the internet and reading articles online. But this is a good story:
I follow this guy on Twitter: @ShitmyDadsays but he hasn’t posted in months.
His dad has some funny ways of looking at life:
“I like babies, just saying they live inside a host body and feed off it. That’s a parasite…Yes, I could raise a tape worm and love it.”
“We ain’t a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that.”
“Bullshit. War ain’t over till people stop shooting. You can’t say you’re done taking a crap if shit’s still coming out of your ass.”
Anyway, while looking to see when he last posted, I came across this article in GQ Magazine – worth a read because he makes an extremely valid point:
Challenges Remaining:

Day 27, Monday: A letter to your readers
Day 28, Tuesday: Only pictures
Day 29, Wednesday: Five songs or pieces of music that speak to you or bring back memories. UseGrooveshark or YouTube to include them in the post
Day 30, Thursday: React to this term: Letting Go
Day 31, Friday: A vivid memory

iRandom

Some more random things about me:

  1. I cannot cut straight – tried it again today – even with lines, I manage to mess it up
  2. I am not a huge ice cream fan – unless it is Cornetto with strawberries
  3. I love a good piece of chocolate cake, but my favourite is vanilla with butter icing
  4. I am obsessed with hot gorgeous men – yes I am a pervert. Ian Somerhalder – please marry me?? I am willing to have babies if they look like you!!                                                             
  5. Speaking of babies – my nephew has to come early due to his heart rate being too high – I will be an Aunty on Tuesday…. perhaps some baby instinct buried deep inside me will come out.
  6. I  like walking around in various states of undress – something I can look forward to continue doing now that I am going to be living on my own again
  7. I love my Blackberry